Friday, March 4, 2011

An Eight Year Old's Joke

Sam: Why did the onion shoot potatoes?

Mom: I don't know. Why?

Sam: Because they're friends!

Mom: That doesn't make any sense.

Sam: I know. I don't get it either.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

An Instructional From Violet

No matter how heavy things get around here, I can always count on my kids for a laugh.
Last night we got home late from a basketball game and Violet crashed almost immediately. I came upstairs to find my girl, still clad in a sweet pink plaid dress, sound asleep in my bed with the following "How To" on the floor below.


How to make a Burp
First make a deep breath and then
drink a glass of water
and then make it into
a burp

That's my girl!